If I ever get arrested, this is the shit I want y'all to stick to. I hope everyone'll do this; they're quirky and fun. Name: W. Butch Rosser Birthdate: February 9, 1979 (JLH's 12 days later, same as Pesci's) Ht/Wt: I'd say 5'6, 140 of US Steel and sex appeal (I went too far and I apologize) Eyes: Brown like Tijuana water Hair: preferably none, if not various lenghts and black Siblings: Annoying 11 yr old psycho brother Quay Nicknames: Black Plague, Butchinator, your party host, the Ayatollah of Rant and Rollah, The 10th Wonder of the World, Loser, Hey You Screen names: Butchman79, supremeoverlord79 Hometown: Chulajuana Birthplace: Pittsburgh, PA ----------> WE'RE IN THE FUTURE NOW <----------- School: SDSU, Pepperdine, UCSD, UCDavis, USD (hopefully one'll take me) Occupation: Supreme Overlord. Or writer. Or late night talk-show host, since that's what ELH had me pegged for. Place to live: This place doesn't suck that much once you're over 21. Kids: How the fuck am I gonna get any kids when chicks won't go out with me, let alone fuck me? Am I the only one taking logic this semester?!?!?!? At this rate, two adopted. Names of kids: See above. Jennifer & Dustin, maybe. ?!?!?!?!? ---------> IT'S MY.....FAAAAAVORITE! <------------ Colors: Gots to be orange Foods: Pepperoni Pizza, chocolate chip muffins, hell, I'll pretty much eat anything Beverages: Sprite. Quik w/5 tsps. of sugar. Bacardi Limon. Drink: This is the same as the last one, ain't it? School subject: Journalism. The only people willing to give me a soapbox for my views. Numbers: 2, 9, 79, 2, 21, 78, 36, 24, 36 (ow, what a winning hand!) Book: Ummm....A Civil War by John Feinstein TV Show: Friends, Time of Your Life, Simpsons, X-Files, Monday Night RAW, Party of Five, scrambled porn Cartoon: Pinky and the Brain (Why DO they call it the World Series if the league only has two countries in it?) Fast Food Restaurant: The fine people at Rally's. Store: The fuck? Y'all realize I'm a straight male, right? Third Avenue Newsstand I guess. Animal: (tie) Elephant Man, Mike Tyson Fragrance: Whatever the babes are wearin Shirt: Any that doesn't walk under its own power Pants: See above Shoes: That's right, Air Jordan, Air Jordan, Air Jordan Word/Phrase: Ivan stole all of mine :( so a hearty BIATCH! Month: February (duh!) Season: Summer Thing to do on a weekend: Hang w/da Butch World Order (my peeps) Trait: A willingness to be accepting Music: Anything but this damn teenybopper pop redux and non-Shania Twain, Dixie Chicks country Breakfast food: English muffins drenched in butter and jelly Place to go with your friends: Wherever -------> JIGGA WHUT? JIGGA WHO? <------------ Makes you laugh the most: Dustin, usually non-intentionally Makes you smile: Jessica especially Makes you laugh just when you see them: That cracka ass saltine muthafucka cracka ass Carson Daly (man, I could f him up he's such a [hi, Diane!] rudy poo candy ass) Do you have a crush on....: If I reveal this, this turns into an all-boys gig, so let's just say all the girls I loved who didn't want me Do you hate...: Diane, for reaching levels of coolness without even trying that I don't have a snowball's chance of ever reaching Do you love the most: Parents (somehow) Easier for guys or girls?: I would say we both got some issues Do you go for advice: Amanda, smart person with a level head Honestly have the most fun with: Dustin, just cause you never know when you'll go to Mayheeco and maybe get in an accident Loudest: Probably me Craziest: Without a doubt, Ivan has lost his mind --------> DO YOU BELIVE IN (NON-MAGIC CATEGORIES)<-------- Love @ first sight: If someone fell in love with me for once instead of the other way around then yeah. Aliens: DUH! ANGELS: Yes. They need starting pitching Hell: Yup Heaven: Better damn well be after this crap shoot of a life! Horoscopes: Nah Yourself: Mostly --------> WHAT'S BETTER? <---------- Coke or Pepsi: The Joy of Cola Deaf or Blind: Deaf, cause when you're blind they got nothin for ya: "Why don't you have this dog drag your non-seeing ass around? Shit, people who CAN see can't handle dogs!"-Chris Rock Blonde or Brunette: Equal Oppurtunity Lech Pools or hot tubs: Hot tubs by a mile Radio or TV: TV, teacher, mother, secret lover (Homer Simpson) Tall or Short: You're a freak either way. I'll say tall cause I'm not One pillow or two: Double up Nike, Adidas or Reebok: Swoosh --------> THE OPPOSITE SEX <------------ What do you notice first: Belive or no, eyes. THEN puppies. Straight or curly: Whatever Short or long: Usually long Hate most about them: The way they reach into my body, yank out my heart, rip it open with a butter knife and feast on what flows forth, then leave me for people that aren't as caring as I would be. All I am saying, is give ME a chance! Ain't never gonna be peace at this rate. Love most about them: Hate seeing them go, but love watchin' em leave :) No, not really. I'd say they way their smile lights up a room ----->LAST TIME I <------ Showered: 4 hours ago Cried: When Owen Hart died Honestly had a great time w/the opposite sex: It's been pretty much frickin' forever. I'd say Amanda's going away celebration Had the greatest time with friends: It's still happening, ain't it? :) Peace out y'all. And chilllll till the next episode.